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the Earth is rare, smartphones are dumb
pantheism, the smart choice
us and them
another promethean palimpsest
waves of inner mumbling
the Riddler revisited
improperly cooked: sending the pottage back to the kitchen
take ten tablets and call me in the morning
lost in transit
an esoteric instruction as to why meditation is fruitless for some fruit-eaters
the paradox of Zeno himself
yes, I'm talking to YOU
a new stove, before my symmetry is violently compactified
Christ, Marx, Einstein and Freud: what's the connection?
the assembly of peaceful and wrathful deities
how eating dogshit can avert death
enlightenment? or a cold beer instead?
the evil sandwich
who would you be
one wonders why oneness
ultramarine cities of challenger deep
turtles all the way down
shooting fish in the bathwater
in relation to a corpse...
turmoil if you must
memes of the week: bottom of barrel #5489-776K
the wolves that was
plucking out the I
shimmer in dark energy
see you later Ben
consumption and climate
the Big Wank
waves of reflection
forensic bewitchment of a urinous kind
palatable nightscape of varying bluntness
beam me up
get thee behind me
voyage to lemuria
fear of you and dread of you
nikki fingers crossed
the eternal return
the names change but the murder remains
cigarette blues
sentient entities and other identities
ants on a log
ungodly gods and unreal realities
sweet psychopathy
"if music be the food of love, play on"
little odious vermin
third eye
deranged telco crunching the numbers
the night of sparkling towers
the Ogre of Broken Hill
petshop owner's revenge
memes of the week: uncertainty
drawing boundaries of self
you can't take it with you, apparently
drunken hearted man revisited
little creatures
eyes across the grail
life as an action replay
encrusted peacock obliterates predator
place for space
doodlemania and other neurosees
don quixote rides again
all that remains...
pure theses: post-grad research ideas for the intelligently unemotional
running on wetware
none so blind blues
flora and foliage
zeitgeist
haven't done anything
underworld
reporting to dad
monster mash
satan is singing
portal to forever
under a dark mountain
it's art, Jim, but not as we know it
make up your mind
a taste of mummy
first do no harm
flim-flam and flip-floppery
blah, blah, blah
lie strewn along
it wuz a dark and stormy night
scrapings of the scrapings of the bottom of the barrel
a twist in the tail
the one-eyed sister and the blind
at the end of the tunnel
waving to the soul farmer
memes of the week
in memoriam
third time lucky
on the one hand
draft notes towards novel, "Bad God"
dark, darker, darkest
(mind)space invaders
beefing up the wiffems
reincarnation: do the math
memo to all hiring managers
apologies to Jehovah
Jehovah is a lazy s.o.b.
relativity for dummies
a noisy romance
unidentified flying opinions
a bad, bad limerick
out, out damned spots
thanks for inviting my photograph to your birthday party
surveying the ruins of his life, Delgado whistled a happy tune
what comes around
getting even more personal
Jack and the green chalk: Part 2
ode to my job
how many people are you today?
Jack and the green chalk: Part 1
living arrangements
boys will be boys
being watched
committed to continue to focus
homicidal obedience
a very heavy newspaper
in defense of pantheism
the Riddler
the Identity crIsis of You and Me
neutrino casino
doing his job
getting personal
singing the blues
prey to slay today
the mystery of me
Castles made of sand
wake up call (# 666)
jargon in Copenhagen: a dialogue in zero acts.
who wants to know?
if humans are so smart
big enough?
unconditional dust
140 bird-brained stupidities
Venn diagrams
the conservation of beauty
age of empires
moderately excessive
patricidal
not wrong or wronger
smumpy or looth?
furiously curious
statements about nothing
a very sloppy casserole
eating moths makes me feel queasy
later darling later
Noah's comeback
jargon in Copenhagen: a dialogue in zero acts
scared of God
a bad smell in the Centre for Cultural Studies
scissors, paper, rock
strangest jobs in history
in the Dog’s Arse, chillin’
brothers' dreaming
pie are squared
ooga-booga: what does it really MEAN?
doing his job
muzak of the spheres
assume the position
please freeze flees
think size matters
first person singular
quack, quack, the frogs do bark
all ways right
actually an actuary
include me out
kids and kidneys
getting personal
free lunch
why do you want to know?
patricidal
the stuff of stuff
a bitter wharfage: part II
Iteration 1: and Jill came a-tumbling data
castles made of sand
the zombification of Bernardo of Albania
picnic at Black Plague River
a list of lists I'd like to make
Iteration #2: the weirdness of pre-loved words
one small head: the herstory of JillJack the Hermaphrodite
seasonal affective disorder
the travelling salesman and the four color map theorem
no jewels for the likes of me
they never learn
limiting limblessness
names of punnish mince
the pact
let us prey
lunching intense
what is and what will never be
a man named Manny
one more page
the Seeker's gift
le Club Nosferatu
the thing of fortunes
selfhood: awareness of the presence of awareness
tea with entropy
escapegoat
sorry doesn't help
inside out or outside in?
bald men riding camels in sandy places
a length of Planck
talking with quarks
meaningslaughter in the first degree
rarest of creatures
divine masturbation
also sprach Zarathustra
free to be an idiot
ontology of beds
on the outside
delude this, Richard Dawkins!
Wraiths of Wrath
nobody wants to hear that story
mutter, utter and stutter: demeaning of wordz
what would you say?
the mizerable wizard
sex now and then
the Office of the Lost & Found
shite and shorter
happy hungry campers
a sermon on vermin
ashes to ashes
In the Office of the Lost & Found (poem)
my stupid foot
how I got my bad
the trouble with living
capturing thought
mission to the interior
do you believe in mermaids?
by the rivers of Babble On
entangle meant
the secrets of Pappiloma
serpentine
many mansions
all there is to it
unwelcome
the plughole of nothingness
ninja-boy and the clouds
we're alright
sins of the fathers
where am I? alternatively, what am I doing?
worlds without end
shall I sing to thee of hatred?
miscarriage of justice
enlightenment for dummies
indigestible
the power of om
infinite regress
my GUT
my big TOE
eulogy for D
transformation
Passover: Combat Simulation User Guide
the old curiousity shop
the game of the name
long live love
wondering the Underlands
reality is as reality does
the mountebank's tale
global warming`s habit forming
sign of success (dream)
five pussies feast on Satanic breakfast
the dogs of death
flesh of my flesh
my old friend Zorro
nothing knew
suicide note
of faces and men
the magic painting
further than six sigma
a bad, bad feeling
my entangled qualia
dust to dust
the person is someone else
time for a higher orbit
the secret of no pain
us and them
the real question is...
vox clamantis in deserto
the Legend of the Dog-faced Woman
verisimilitude (baked liverwurst)
last of the snow-elves
toxic culture shock syndrome (TCCS)
Get thee away from me!
the art of the real question...
the Law of the Conservation of Karma
approaching the absolute
sound and fury
written on the sky
unbinding the Binding Problem
can't do nothing properly
many many tickle a parson
acquired tastes
technique for managing anger
the dragons went home to Indonesia
in the Dark House
enact of knowing
Saturn`s day
the opportunity of the binding problem
pandaemonium
malicious damage
wrath of grapes
higher quality beatings
the devil cheats at marbles
potty training
older men and long white beards
left is right
the incompleteness of language
187 varieties of hairspray
alien nation
meet the parents
day of hammers
tuesday: size matters but...
Buddha`s loincloth
blood-soaked flagons (flappy dugs of the Goddess)
why God kicks your ass
meaning of purpose, purpose of meaning
close to death
if my thighs
on smothering a spider in oil
peculiar diseases
the illusion of difference
drunken hearted man
the tale of the clumsy chicken-whisperer
a sharp jab in the I
note to self
second coming: in the neighbourhood
fried liver attack
banquet for bacteria
caryatid (the knower knew)
strange about Larry
truly rural, unique new york
when the time is right
wakeful sleeping: the art of sleeping without sleeping
dead cat blues
all alone on the face of the Land
burning with desire
the traitor word
dark sprite (for L and J)
Apollo's curse, or, "...as you were, wolf"
the end of homo the sap
on writing for posterity
meditations in the garden of the Beauvallon Bay Hotel
childish limerick
the shortest sentence
mysterious doctors
the story of the story of the magic painting
a certain doorway
towards values-free living
disappointment
sphinx
hide and go seek enlightenment
not easy being me
view from a shit-stained boulder
who are you and who is in charge?
dark before the dawn
hall of mirrors
what kind of story do you want?
name is not known
pretty little gods all in a row
bag of bones
laziest man in history
national tomb-sweeping day
actually, Anne Actuary
mountain road
Atlantis: was Plato right?
eating the apple
keys to my Karma
the Evil Sandwich
Nightmare City
killing floor
end of the assholes
the Old One tells of the Planetary Extinction Event (PEE)
reading the runes
where consciousness lives
teeny tiny biggie
Linden dollar exchange rate crisis
unordered listlessness
here, there and everywhere
zillion names of God
how big is your God?
attributes of my preferred deity
unidentified flying opinions
the serpent Ouroboros
gender-neutral pronouns
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