awarewolf

I came upon a golem
"encountered" you might say
eating dust as golems must
all bloody, muddy day.

I came upon a zombie
'twas a zombie that I saw
gobbling brains til brainy stains
remained upon the floor.

...

CONTINUED IN: Awarewolf, and other chrymes against humanity, illustrated

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We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception if it were sufficiently hellgrown, twisted and wicked. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features 53 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.

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NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.

MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.

MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, ILLUSTRATED: an unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms

FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition

HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated

Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

Dahling, I assure you that Death Cheese is in utter awe of this fine poem and wish to use it for lyrics on their next album!

masterymistery said...

Hi Tempest, I would be delighted if Death Cheese were to use the lyrics. And thank you for stopping by. I thought I responded to your comment before, but I must have been about to, and then forgot. Sorry for delay!

weirsdo said...

It's strange to me that people think we have nothing to do with climate change and overpopulation is not a problem.
Then again, these same people believe a lot of other happy stories about living forever in happy cloud land and being loved by their imaginary friend Jesus.

masterymistery said...

hi weirsdo, people have a lot of growing up to do; I hope we make it... or do I? I'm feeling a bit ambivalent right now!

Karen said...

The wraiths of wrath were writhing. Oy. Vot could be verse?

masterymistery said...

Hi Karen, thanks for your comment. Yes I was quite pleased with the alliteration, though I just couldn't figure out how to fit in "with their terrible swift sword"!