I came upon a golem
"encountered" you might say
eating dust as golems must
all bloody, muddy day.

I came upon a zombie
'twas a zombie that I saw
gobbling brains til brainy stains
remained upon the floor.


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Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

Dahling, I assure you that Death Cheese is in utter awe of this fine poem and wish to use it for lyrics on their next album!

masterymistery said...

Hi Tempest, I would be delighted if Death Cheese were to use the lyrics. And thank you for stopping by. I thought I responded to your comment before, but I must have been about to, and then forgot. Sorry for delay!

weirsdo said...

It's strange to me that people think we have nothing to do with climate change and overpopulation is not a problem.
Then again, these same people believe a lot of other happy stories about living forever in happy cloud land and being loved by their imaginary friend Jesus.

masterymistery said...

hi weirsdo, people have a lot of growing up to do; I hope we make it... or do I? I'm feeling a bit ambivalent right now!

Karen said...

The wraiths of wrath were writhing. Oy. Vot could be verse?

masterymistery said...

Hi Karen, thanks for your comment. Yes I was quite pleased with the alliteration, though I just couldn't figure out how to fit in "with their terrible swift sword"!