|The Ten Commandments||the ten suggestions|
|I am the Lord thy God.||we're all in this together|
|Thou shalt have no other gods [for the Lord thy God is a jealous god].||thou shalt have as many gods as thou damn well pleaseth (but try to avoid obedience and priests)|
|Thou shalt not worship graven images or likenesses.||graven or not, art is a great way to express ideas, emotions and relationships (but go easy on the worship: it's bad for the knees)|
|Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.||it's good to be on first-name terms with those you love|
|Remember the sabbath day [and keep it holy].||don't forget to rest and relax, and remember, every day's a holiday|
|Honour thy father and thy mother.||honour everyone and everything|
|Thou shalt not kill.||it's usually possible to avoid killing; live and let live|
|Thou shalt not commit adultery.||enjoy all pleasures to the max; sex is great and good, as long as you don't hurt anyone|
|Thou shalt not steal.||property is theft|
|Thou shalt not bear false witness.||telling lies will hurt you and haunt you|
|Thou shalt not covet.||you won't find peace or joy in being envious|
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