Striding confidently amongst the throng of lesser beings, the Consultant felt powerful, unstoppable and monstrously intelligent. In fact, to process the huge number of thoughts generated by zer superior intellect, ze wore a Supplementary Brainpak* strapped to zer abdomen.
A Six Sigma Black Belt in Stakeholder Engagement, the Consultant's double-mind was paralleling solutions to a problem so profound and complex that the Client had not even been aware of its existence until after it had been identified.
Problem? No! Unexploited opportunity: to design a paradigm-shifting framework of synergistic desilofication on behalf of the Client, Gigantico Unlimited.
The initial Scoping Phase was already underway: a mission-critical, enterprise wide Review of Core Processes, Procedures and Protocols. The top priority objective was to identify all de-bottlenecking opportunities impacting customer-facing touch-points across Gigantico's operations ...
CONTINUES in MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, out now at Amazon
* thanks to Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert for the Supplementary Brainpak concept.
** What's In It For Me (WIIFM)
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