escapegoat
His name was Godfrey. His prison nickname was Goat. He yearned for a normal life, but had never Toad the Lion for long enough to settle down.
He’d been arrested on a Poultry charge of Storking, which would have meant a non-custodial sentence had he not been caught Badgering a witness. Six months into his jail-time, Goat had taken the opportunity to escape. Since then he’d been on the Lamb, the Pigs Dogging his every move. ...
the tale of the clumsy chicken-whisperer (revisited)
Baron Ludwig von Cuckenhagen had no ears but that wasn’t the greatest of his faults. Nor, indeed, was his gargantuan appetite for raw chicken legs — "drum-drums" they were called in those peculiar days — on which he daily munched with great aplomb ...
Continues in FIENDS AND FREAKS now available at Amazon.com
the evil sandwich
Once upon a brunch I bought a sandwich from a gnarled and rustic seller ensconced quite gaily in a gaudy booth one inauspicious day. ‘Twas ham and cheese: I remember it well ... (What happened next? Continues in "Hags to Haggis" available at Amazon.com)
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never honey today
The process by which a child becomes an adult involves the acquisition of skills that facilitate integration within society and culture.
The ability to defer gratification is a good example. To accept pain in the present for gain in the future is what helps make us obedient little worker-bees.
We do as they're told and don't complain about anything -- eg the lack of honey -- mainly because there's no time to do anything other than to be good little worker-bees.
the Pact
Once upon a Frosty Friday
In the merry month of May
Seven sisters swore a secret pact
To bind them night and day
They packed the pact up tight and good ...
Available at Amazon.com We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception if it were sufficiently hellgrown, twisted and wicked. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features 53 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.
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mispar katan mispari: kabbalists do it sideways
Numbers are everywhere. They lurk in the deepest darkest depths, and sparkle on the highest brightest peaks.
Integers are hard-working numbers that can never be broken. That's why Kabbalists use them to do gematria -- a job that involves a lot of heavy digging and delving deep into words and phrases to unearth their hidden meaning.
But hidden meanings lurk at least as much within numbers as in words. Meanings are patterns, and numbers lend themselves to pattern-making much more readily than words.
This post looks at some of the weird patterns in the dreaded "times tables" that used to be drummed into the minds of school-kids, before the age of electronic calculators.
the prison of my own devising
still trapped in the prison of my own devising
the prison bars are made of Self-Pity
the walls are made of Anxiety and Neurosis
the guards are recruited from Society and Culture...
Available at Amazon.com We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception if it were sufficiently hellgrown, twisted and wicked. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features 53 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.
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meaningless crap, illustrated
Radical action roots in the loamy soil
truffle-hunting hogs deprived of their prize
prisoners executed in boiling oil
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Available at Amazon.com We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception if it were sufficiently hellgrown, twisted and wicked. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features 53 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.
HOMECONTINUED IN: Awarewolf, and other chrymes against humanity, illustrated
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