only an idiot

Manic Memes book coverJust six of the 184 Manic Memes and Other Mindspace Invaders writhing in the eponymous Kindle out now at Amazon:

  • Heisenberg's unpublished uncertainty principle: The more time you waste, the less energetic you are, the more time it takes to do stuff.
  • Every thing is the lack of its opposite.

  • "Nothing" means something.

  • The word "fragrance" is redolent with fragrance; the word "redolent" is fragrant with redolence.

  • Only an idiot would want to be famous in the Land of the Idiots. Only an empty headed fool would want to be King of the Empty Headed Fools.

  • You'll find roast chicken in the Mansion of Matter. You'll find a recipe for roasting chicken in the Mansion of Mind.


eBooks by Cosmic Rapture:

NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.

MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.

MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, ILLUSTRATED: an unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms

FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition

HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated

Antares said...

Highly stimulating! Thanks :-)

masterymistery said...

Hi Antares, pretty poor fare this week. Hopefully I can resume normal business this week. Thanks for stopping by.

ghostseeker said...

My first and greatest thought was, there certainly are a lot of fools wanting to be famous in this land of fools!


Blogging without obligation, that's the common trite in the blog world. Though I sometimes feel whatever we do, is actually in the mare of obligation.

Anyways, I like the one liner:

"The older you get, the more you understand how little you understand, and that realisation itself helps you understand more and more, sorry, I mean less and less"

masterymistery said...

Shubhajit, yes I like that one-liner too, thanks very much. It could almost be another one of Heisenberg's unpublished uncertainty principles!

masterymistery said...

Ghostseeker, and the number is growing every day... it's scary! Thanks for your comment.