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MASTRESS and other Twisted Tails, by Cosmic Rapture

Billy Biggs was feeling sorry for himself. Nothing was going right. Nothing. Not in his whole fuckin' life. And it wasn't his fault. Never had been. Everyone was out to get him.

He cast his mind back to the words his teacher had written in his report card: "Billy tries hard but is easily distracted. He frequently fails to execute the assigned tasks."

Bitch! What would she know, bitch like that.

Or his first and only job, at age fourteen. Seven weeks it had lasted. Seven fucking weeks ...

... Continues in MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, out now at Amazon, an unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms


eBooks by Cosmic Rapture

NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.

MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.

MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, ILLUSTRATED: an unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms

FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition

HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated

Cheesemeister said...

Very clever! Sometimes a failure to execute can be a blessing indeed.

masterymistery said...

Hi Cheesemeister, yes, all those things we wish we'd never done or said...
Thanks for your commments.