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Welcome to Armageddon. Apocalypse approacheth. Cataclysm encroacheth. Humankind stares into the abyss and... snaps a selfie. On the upside, the fundamentalists are fighting each other to the death. Let us prey.

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view from a shit-stained boulder
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front cover artwork for kindle book Nightmerries

NIGHTMERRIES: The Lighter Side of Darkness (Kindle book):
This so-called "book" will chew you up and spit you out on the carpet, frothing and twitching and giggling like a deranged banshee! Includes more than 60 darkly feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep!) and over 21 illustrations you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley.

front cover artwork for kindle book, AWAREWOLF and other chrymes against humanity

AWAREWOLF and other chrymes against humanity (Kindle book)
We all hate poetry, right? but we might make an exception if it were sufficiently hellgrown, twisted and wicked. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes, more than 50 in total.

Front cover artwork for kindle book, Manic Memes and other Mindspace Invaders, by SRS/CR/MM

MANIC MEMES and Other Mindspace Invaders (Kindle book): A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, utterances, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.

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a ( 457 )

absolutely relative ( 26 )

alien nation ( 51 )

all about me ( 31 )

amazon ( 74 )

anally sees ( 28 )

angels and devils ( 14 )

anger management ( 8 )

angst-ridden ( 22 )

aphasic masturbation ( 42 )

apoplexies ( 23 )

attempted humor ( 84 )

awarewolf ( 34 )

babble on ( 5 )

bad god ( 14 )

bankers and other arseholes ( 4 )

barbarians ( 17 )

bizarre fantasies ( 72 )

bizzaritudes ( 11 )

blogging in tongues ( 5 )

body fluids ( 17 )

bold as bodily ( 1 )

bridges and borrowings ( 11 )

chequered ( 3 )

come again ( 14 )

consciousness ( 40 )

context independence ( 23 )

corbels and casements ( 1 )

corporate crimes ( 4 )

cosmology ( 42 )

crapola deluxe ( 10 )

crazy little thing called luv ( 16 )

crhymes against humanity ( 95 )

curiouser and curiouser ( 47 )

dark fiction ( 111 )

deathly darkside ( 52 )

demeaning of words ( 5 )

deriding derrida ( 7 )

dialogues ( 15 )

die menschen ( 3 )

divine attributes ( 25 )

dreams and visions ( 29 )

emotion ocean ( 3 )

emotional retardation ( 24 )

enlightenment ( 16 )

epistemology ( 45 )

Everything That Is (ETI) ( 41 )

features creatures ( 23 )

fiends and freaks ( 42 )

gestaltish ( 38 )

gibberish and gobbledegook ( 33 )

Goodness Gracious God ( 31 )

guru-ridden ( 13 )

habbitty ( 5 )

hags to haggis ( 5 )

hello goodbye ( 5 )

hot and sweaty ( 2 )

human culture ( 122 )

identities and avatars ( 42 )

illusion confusion ( 12 )

images ( 115 )

inane obscurities ( 40 )

jabbing jehovah ( 30 )

keys to my karma ( 18 )

lists and listings ( 9 )

lost children ( 2 )

manic memes ( 19 )

mastress ( 22 )

may contain satan ( 29 )

meaningslaughter in the first degree ( 51 )

messing with molecules ( 21 )

metamorphoses ( 32 )

metaphysical mumbo jumbo ( 63 )

Miss Anne Thropy ( 34 )

mm music ( 1 )

monologues ( 1 )

my big TOE ( 43 )

mysteria ( 23 )

name games ( 14 )

neuroses and psychoses ( 26 )

new age natterings ( 18 )

nightmerries ( 35 )

none so blind ( 30 )

numinous ( 16 )

obfuscations and obscurations ( 13 )

ontology ( 27 )

out of this world ( 11 )

palimpsestic ( 3 )

pandemonium ( 2 )

pantheism ( 29 )

paradoxic ( 20 )

parents and children ( 40 )

peculiaritisms ( 10 )

personhood ( 44 )

piratical ( 2 )

pithy ( 60 )

Planetary Extinction Event (PEE) ( 2 )

pompous blah ( 20 )

portals and wormholes ( 13 )

priests and popes ( 2 )

psych 101 ( 5 )

psychopathy ( 29 )

punny ( 6 )

pure unadulterated shite ( 61 )

puzzles and riddles ( 64 )

quests and questions ( 16 )

quotidian platitudes ( 38 )

radical and militant ( 1 )

random acts of boredom ( 35 )

rants and ravings ( 146 )

rarely real ( 22 )

rebbe-like sayings ( 15 )

rough stuff ( 5 )

seasonal affective disorder ( 15 )

self-indulgent drivel ( 46 )

serendipity ( 25 )

serpents and dragons ( 15 )

shards of perplexity ( 66 )

sheer nuttiness ( 13 )

signs and symbols ( 27 )

singularities and generalities ( 6 )

solipsisticisms ( 41 )

sorcery and witchcraft ( 20 )

soundmares ( 15 )

species extinction event (SEE) ( 26 )

srs artworks ( 50 )

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strangelings ( 12 )

stupid allusions to quantum physics ( 36 )

techniques and practices ( 8 )

teleology ( 10 )

teratogenesis ( 49 )

the third I ( 27 )

the traitor word ( 46 )

Tibetan book ( 6 )

toxic ( 20 )

transgressions against good taste ( 45 )

travails and visitations ( 14 )

tricky knotty mindfucks ( 63 )

twaddle disguised as twaddle ( 58 )

unfinished ( 11 )

values-free ( 11 )

venn diagrams ( 4 )

vile videos ( 20 )

vot could be verse ( 81 )

weeping oceans ( 9 )

weird ideas ( 104 )

worriers and wizards ( 13 )

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rants and ravings of a failed psychopath, shot in the head with an arrow

RANTS AND RAVINGS: Miscellaneous masturbations and misanthropic meditations on the meaning and purpose of life and the nature of reality, the mathematics of reincarnation and of spiders, the incompleteness of language, the errors and inadequacies of the demiurge Jehovah, gender-neutral pronouns, and much, much more. None of it makes much sense, but it's chock full of sound and fury.

Arbeit Macht Frei, painting by SRS/CR/MM

PERSONHOOD: Are you a woman, a man or a mouse? Doesn't matter, as long as you're a mensch. And if you don't know what that is, you're probably not one, nor could you go for a bowl of beetroot soup.

Death Dying and Deceaseditude -- Detail from The Male and Female Primordial Buddhas Mahottra Heruka and Krodhesvari in Union, thangka painted by Shawu Tsering and photographed by Jill Morley Smith are in the private collection of Gyurme Dorje

DEATHLY DARKSIDE: "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens" (Woody Allen). Which of 6 realms of cyclic existence do you prefer for your next incarnation: Hell, Hunger, Animality, Arrogance, Humanity or Rapture?

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