mysterious doctors and peculiar diseases

Mysterious doctors have sinister laughs, and rub their hands together in glee a lot. Sometimes they wear white coats, other times blue gowns. They grow goatees to cover their pimply chins. Their eyes bulge. They have lots of hair growing in their nostrils. They have very bad breath.


Continues in HAGS TO HAGGIS, out now at Amazon. Bizarre tales of Whiskey and War-Nags, Manticores and Scapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication. WARNING: Immature Content. Adults maybe.


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Rodney Willett said...

Can you tell mW what those two On that yellow star bottom left are doing, please? I can understand the string bag but why the garden rake and the pig's bladder?

masterymistery said...

Hi Rodney, thanks for stopping by. Sorry but I'm having a very vague day: I must be disagreeing with something that ate me. Fact is, my head is not where it should be. Nor, it would seem, my eyes: I can't see a yellow star, string bag, garden rake or pigs bladder. But they sound like a wonderfully random collection of things with which to weave a mysterious tale. I do see two children, with toothache,high on cocaine, building a toy house out of sticks. But that's not what you're referring to, is it? Help? What on Earth do you meme?

Antares said...

It's time to unleash you on the Unknown Universe! Peals of hysterical laughter will fill the Void most efficiently & cost effectively.

masterymistery said...

Hi Antares, for such a serious, intraverted person, strange how the writing seems to be the exact opposite in nature and expression. But yes, the more laughter in the Universe, the less sadness and alienation., Thanks for your comment, Cheers, S