"You know what they say about fortunes? They only come true in strange and bitter ways, in unpredictable ways, particularly if you seek to tell them. And most especially the thing of fortunes is... but that would be telling them."
"You know what they say about fortunes? They only come true in strange and bitter ways, in unpredictable ways, particularly if you seek to tell them. And most especially the thing of fortunes is... but that would be telling them."

Unemployed pantheist, provocative iconoclast, abusive solipsist, failed psychopath.
NIGHTMERRIES: The Lighter Side of Darkness (Kindle book):
MANIC MEMES and Other Mindspace Invaders (Kindle book): A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, utterances, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.
RANTS AND RAVINGS: Miscellaneous masturbations and misanthropic meditations on the meaning and purpose of life and the nature of reality, the mathematics of reincarnation and of spiders, the incompleteness of language, the errors and inadequacies of the demiurge Jehovah, gender-neutral pronouns, and much, much more. None of it makes much sense, but it's chock full of sound and fury.
Hey Cosmic, I'm pretty happy with my fortune, though it's not earning much interest in the old sock under the bed!
better a sock than a bank
COMMENTS? Come on... gimme your best shot!