The Supermariners’ Corp had been established by High King Groper to take the struggle to the enemy, to the Legged Ones, in their cracked and waterless lair. Unfortunately the courage and determination of the Supermariners’ Corps was not matched by their ability to survive outside the Wet.
Nor was their intelligence sufficiently comprehensive or accurate to enable them to avoid terrible martyrdom upon the burning sands of the Great Dry.
And so the kingdom continued to suffer the depredations of the Legged Ones. No one was safe. Every tasty morsel was potentially the hiding place of a cruel and glinting hook that through the tender gills would pierce and rip. So you went hungry or you got the Hook. It was horrible. Fear and loathing stalked the land, (swam the currents to be precise).
NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.
MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.
MASTRESS & OTHER TWISTED TAILS, ILLUSTRATED: an unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms
FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition
HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated
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