Harry hated Harriet.
To her dismay, her hair turned grey.
'If you can't beat it marry it!'
Make her obey, no might or may!
Lassoed her with his lariat
She screamed out, “Hey! Put that away!”
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Finally someone with my sense of the holiday season.
Greetings in the proper spirit.
Hi Brittney, thanks for your comment. Yes, my policy towards the whole phenomenon called Christmas is to ignore it.
It's all-pervasive.
Seems that is the driving force behind a surprising number of marriages--if you can't beat it, marry it.
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