Once upon a brunch I bought a sandwich from a gnarled and rustic seller ensconced quite gaily in a gaudy booth one inauspicious day. ‘Twas ham and cheese: I remember it well, as if ‘twere but this very toothsome morn itself that I reluctantly but expectantly forked over six clinking dollarim — sponduleks if you will — to that aged and curly purveyor within zir gaudy booth that foul and fractious morn.
And though the absence of tomato hinted at the manifestation of dark forces as repulsive as a botched cosmological constant, still I remained initially at least unaware if not absent-minded as to the true and fundamental nature of the Sandwich.
My short-lived ignorance was indeed short-lived. ‘Twas sometime after the second bite, as I recall, but before the third, that the fiendish crusty triangles of that satanic finger food declared their foul intentions, made plain their demonic objective: to provoke an acid indigestion so potent and toxic as to render the very word “stomach” devoid of meaning ...
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This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet.Immature content. Adults maybe.
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Sounds like most of the eateries in the Netherworld!
Hi cheesemeister, yes, soon as I save enough sponduleks I'm booking me a ticket! Cheers, MM
So did you get something else less evil to eat, or what?
Karen, unfortunately not. I disagreed with something that ate me! Cheers, MM.
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