wrath of grapes

A portrait of Holy Roman Emperor Rudolf II, painted as Vertumnus, Roman God of the seasons, by Giuseppe ArcimboldoBasil was running out of Thyme, so he didn’t brush his hair. Not that he had much: his dome was Parsley covered. Arriving at the tavern he noticed his friends waiting for him but he badly had to Pea so he headed straight for the gents. “Holy crap, look at that Mango,” smirked Gus to the others.

Continues in HAGS TO HAGGIS, out now at Amazon. Bizarre tales of Whiskey and War-Nags, Manticores and Scapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication. WARNING: Immature Content. Adults maybe.


eBooks by Cosmic Rapture:

NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.

MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.

FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition

HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated