A man named Manny lived in a Manhattan mansion manifestly too large for one man.
Manny worked in a low-paid manufacturing job, and the mandatory mortgage payments were a manacle around his neck. But somehow Manny managed to mantain the mansion with its manicured lawns in an appropriate manner.
One day, muttering a maniacal mantra, Manny grabbed his car-keys from the mantelpiece and stormed out. He got into his car, manipulated the manual transmission and drove into the country, Manfred Mann on the radio. Snacking on a mandarin he tried to forget his manifold problems.Eventually, he stopped the car and went for a walk. He felt calm and relaxed until he stepped in manure. Then he was attacked by a Manticore, of all things, and a mangy one at that. Manny’s corpse was so mangled that to manoeuvre it into his coffin took many, many men. One final irony: I dripped mango juice all over the manuscript of this story!
NIGHTMERRIES: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF DARKNESS This so-called "book" will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you twitching and frothing on the carpet. More than 60 dark and feculent fictions (read ‘em and weep) copiously illustrated by over 20 grotesque images you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
AWAREWOLF & OTHER CRHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY (Vot could be Verse?) We all hate poetry, right? But we might make an exception for this sick and twisted stuff. This devil's banquet of adults-only offal features more than 50 satanic sonnets, vitriolic verses and odious odes.
MANIC MEMES & OTHER MINDSPACE INVADERS A disturbing repository of quotably quirky quotes, sayings, proverbs, maxims, ponderances, adages and aphorisms. This menagerie holds no fewer than 184 memes from eight meme-species perfectly adapted to their respective environments.
FIENDS & FREAKS Adults-only Tales of Serpents, Dragons, Devils, Lobsters, Anguished Spirits, Gods, Anti-gods and Other Horse-thieves You Wouldn't Want to Meet in a Dark Kosmos: 4th Edition
HAGS TO HAGGIS Whiskey-soaked Tails of War-nags, Witches, Manticores and Escapegoats, Debottlenecking and Desilofication, Illustrated
Manifestly manic.
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