John is writing a story about a person writing a story about a person whose name is not known.
The plot in all cases is based on the proposition that if the person fails to discover the name of the person whose name is not known, then the person whose name is not known kills the person who fails to discover the name.
One day the person who doesn’t know the name meets the person whose name is not known.
"What’s my name?" asks the person whose name is not known.
"I don’t know," replies the person who does not know the name.
"It’s John, fool!" he says, killing the person who has failed to discover the name.
"Ah yes," says he, before he dies, "but now the end of the story is written, John, and it is you who are no more!"
The End!
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