The gang were all there, in their usual spot behind the maintenance block at the south end of the school grounds. They were talking about good ways to commit suicide and Tom said injecting air into your veins cos that gives you a heart attack, and that's how Bruce Lee died but they never found out who did it though.
Then Piggy said eating yourself to death, like in that movie where they ate and ate and ate and the one dude got sick and starting farting until they forced him to eat mashed potatoes and then they all screwed these hot young babes with ice cream and chocolate sauce dripping all over them. ...
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That was excellent! Actually, I would have loved having a babysitter like Missus Em. I was a peculiar child who first read Edgar Allan Poe when I was six years old and used to get horror comics from my neighbor down the street and read them under the blankets with a flashlight even though then I would be afraid to get up and go to the bathroom.
You can borrow any phrase that I spew out that by luck manages to make any sense at all, of course. :-)
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