The Happy Campers encountered the Scum of the Earth at the Crossroads of Perplexing Coincidence. The Happiest Camper said to the Chief Scumbag, "Good day to you, kind sir. What a happy day, is it not?"
The Chief Scumbag grimaced then replied, "Get fucked asshole!"
"Oh dear," said the Happiest Camper, "I do apologise if we have offended you and your friends in any way..."
The Chief Scumbag frowned then replied, "If? If? You offended your own mother the day you were born, Camper Boy!"
"My, my," said the Happiest Camper, "you seem to be a tad tetchy this glorious god-given morn. Why don't we all thank the Creator for the many blessings bestowed upon us. Now, let us prey!"
And with that the Happy Campers fell upon the Scum of the Earth like ravening wolves until every last scumbag was dead and every drop of scum sucked from the face of the Earth.
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