Once upon a wonderful time, when the world was new and the sky was blue and the lambs frolicked in the meadows and the bears shat in the woods but carefully cleaned up after themselves, and people loved each other and never was heard a troublesome word...
Nah! Nobody wants to hear that story...
"I'll tell you a story," the gnarled one said, the aged and nut-brown guru at the top of the world, "of good triumphing over evil, and the redemptive power of love. Of greed and lust, and stealth and deception. Of betrayal, osmidrosis, prosopagnosia, and autophagy, set in ancient Fryckenvorst...
Nah! Nobody wants to hear that story...
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